TOR - NYM

[OKBlueJays (Gameface)]

Your Glorious Toronto Blue Jays and the Marvellous New York Mets have agreed to the following trade:


Meet The Mets trades:

Daniel Vogelbach - 0.85M (2022) 

Glorious Toronto sends:

RP: Richard Rodriguez - 3.5M (2023)
2023 7th (HOU)
2023 7th (CHW)
2023 7th (MIL)
2024 2nd (TOR)

Glorious Toronto accepts. 

Good fucking grief do i ever love Vogelbach. I'm not saying I agree with the NL adopting a DH, I'm just saying that that new rule really makes room for big fat guys to hit big fat dingers in the NL. As a big fat guy myself, I'm rooting for Vogelbach. I like him a lot, like, a lot a lot. I also had no 1B depth behind Rizzo and have been shopping for a 1B for a while and I managed to land one i like a whole bunch, dare i say, a BRADY bunch, and this trade is all my wildest dreams come true. Love you Mets, stay golden you beautiful sons of bitches. 

Thank you for your kind cooperation, 

[Mr. Met (Dave)]

I approve. Mets were only paying Vogey .85M but his food bill was making it difficult to keep him around. With the fine buffets in Toronto we know his fat ass will enjoy his time north of the border! We also are excited to bring in the most handsome relief pitcher this side of the Mississippi. MMMMM MMMM good!

Draft picks make our dicks less flaccid as well. Great dealings and I'm sure someone will have a hissy fit over this trade.

[Chicago White Sox (Ray)]

Approve

[Deleted]

Approve

[Houston Astros (Rob)]

Approving because Rodriguez is unsigned currently.

[Houston Astros (Rob)]

Trade passes 3 - 0.

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